{"id":112,"date":"2024-04-18T15:19:33","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T20:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/?page_id=112"},"modified":"2024-04-18T15:19:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T20:19:35","slug":"lost-youth-poem","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/lost-youth-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost Youth (poem)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>They&#8217;re fat, unhappy, past their prime.<br>They&#8217;ve squandered carelessly their time.<br>Respect they crave yet haven&#8217;t earned,<br>And try to teach things never learned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Young they resent for fear that we<br>Will notice things they&#8217;ve failed to see;<br>That we may have all that it takes<br>To not repeat their dumb mistakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wise men do not bemoan their fate<br>And look upon us not with hate.<br>Those will have dignity and grace<br>To not spit filth then hide their face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Young pup, have pity on the bitch<br>That sees your youth as painful itch.<br>Smile as she growls at you with hate.<br>She would be you, alas &#8216;ts too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re fat, unhappy, past their prime.They&#8217;ve squandered carelessly their time.Respect they crave yet haven&#8217;t earned,And try to teach things never learned. Young they resent for fear that weWill notice things they&#8217;ve failed to see;That we may have all that it takesTo not repeat their dumb mistakes. Wise men do not bemoan their fateAnd look upon &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/lost-youth-poem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lost Youth (poem)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-112","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extremefucktardery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}